Fabian Tract No. 107. SOCIALISM FOR MILLIONAIRES. By BERNARD SHAW. PuBLISHED AND SoLD BY THE FABIAN SOCIETY. PRICE ONE PENNY. LONDON: THE: FABIAK SociETY, 3 CLEMEKT's INN, STRAND, W .C. ]ULY 19 01. PREFATORY NOTE. Sr '\l'E the appearance of the follo11 ing esmy in the Co11temporar;• Review (Feb. r8g6} a Millionaire l\10\ement has taken place, culminating in the recent expression of opinion by Mr. ,\ndrew Carnegie that no man hould die rich. 1\ reference to Fabian Tract No. 5, "Facts for Socialists," will c 1wince Mr. Carnegie that the danger he warns us against is still far from widespread. Nor is the doctline new: John Rust in "unloaded" and published his .recounts with the public years ago; and 1r. Passmore Ed11ards's annual i111·estments for the common good have come to he regarded as an ordinary asset, like the established Parliamentary Grants in 1\ id. But the modern substitution of Combination fo1 Competition a the principle of capitalism is producing a new crop of individual fortunes so mon trous as to make their possessors publicly 1 idiculous. Unloadin"' is, for the moment, the order of the day. The problem is, how to unload without the 11astc, pauperization,and demoralization that are summed up in Engoand undc1 the word ha1 ity. It seems clear fr m some late sensational disbursements that the 1\lillionaires have not solved this prohlem. For this they annot be blamed, because the problem is fundamenta lly in soluble under the so ial condition~ which produce it; but they can at least do their best inste.td of their worst "ith thci1 su per nuit) : and, so far, they seem to prefer, l'ith the best intentions, to do their worst. In the hope that my essay may prove suggestive to them, the Fabi:tn ocicly has decided t<> "'PI int it, 11 ith the permission of the Editor of the Cimlonportll)' Ra'I<'W, as a Fabian Tmct. LON OON, rgor. G. B. S. SociALISM FOR MILLIONAIRES. The Sorrows of the Millionaire. THE millionaire class, a small but growing one, into which any of us may be flung to-morrow by the accidents of commerce, is perhaps the most neglected in the community. As far as I know, this is the first Tract that has ever been written for millionaires. In the ad~ert~sements of the manufactures of the country I find that everythmg IS produced for the million and nothing for the millionaire. Children, boys, youths, "gents,'' ladies, artizans, professional men, even peers and kings are catered for ; but the millionaire's custom is evidently not worth having : there are too few of him. Whilst the poorest have their Rag Fair, a duly organized and busy market in Houndsditch, where you can buy a boot for a penny, you maysearch the world in vain for the market where the £so boot, the sp~cial dear line of hats at forty guineas, the cloth of gold bicycling su1t, and the Cleopatra claret, four pearls to the bottle, can be purc~~ sed wholesale. Thus the unfortunate millionaire has the responsibility of prodigious wealth without the possibility of enjoying himself more than any ordinary rich man. Indeed, in many thingshe cannot enjoy himself more than many poor men do, nor even so much ; for a drum-major is better dre,sed ; a trainer's stable-lad often rides a better horse ; the first class carriage is shared by office- boys taking their young ladies out tor the evening; everybody who goes down to Brighton for Sunday rides in the Pullman car; and of what use is it to be able to pay for a peJcock's-brain sandwich when there is nothing to be had but ham or beef? The injustice of this state of things has not been sufficiently considered. A man with an income of £zs a year can multiply his comt'ort beyond all calculation by doubling his income. A man with J: 50 a year can at least quadruple his comfort by doubling his income. Probably up to even £250 a year doubled income means doub ed com.ort. After that the increment of comfort oTows les~ in proportiun to the increment of i11Come until a point is :'eached at which the victim is satiated and even surfeited with everythincr that mllney can procure. To expecthim to enjoy another hundred .thousand pounds because men like money, is exactly as if you were to expect a coni"ectioner's shopboy to enjoy two hours more work a day because boys are fond uf sweets. What can the wretched millionaire do that 11eeds a million ? Does he want a fleet of yachts, a Rotten Row ull of carriages, an army of servants, a whole city of town house~, or a conunent for a_ gamepreserve? Can he attend more than one theatre 111 one evemng, or wear more than one suit at a time, or t.lige~t more meals than his 4 butler? Is it a luxury to have more money to take care of, more begging-letters to read, and to be cut off from those delicious Alnaschar dreams in which the poor man, sitting down to consider what he will do in the always possible event of some unknown relative leaving him a fortune, forgets his privation? And yet there is no sympathy for this hidden sorrow of plutocracy. The pooralone arc pitied. Societies spring up in all directions to relieve all sorts of comparatively happy people, from discharged prisoners in the first rapture of their regained liberty to children revelling in the luxury of an unlimited appetite ; but no hand is stretched out to the millionaire, except to beg. In all our dealings with him lies implicit the delusion that he has nothing to complain of, and that he ought to be ashamed of rolling in wealth whilst others are starving. Millionaires Less Than Ever Able to Spend Their Money on Themselves. And please remember that his plight is getting worse and worse with the advance of civilization. The capital, the energy, the artistic genius that used to train themselves for the supply of beautiful things to rich men, now turn to supply the needs of the giganticproletariats of modern times. It is more profitable to add an ironmongery department to a Westbourne Grove emporium than it was to be a Florentine armorer in the fifteenth century. The verymillionaire himself, when he becomes a railway director, is forced to turn his back on his own class, and admit that it is the third-class traffic that pays. If he takes shares in a hotel, he learns that it is safer, as a matter of commercial policy, to turn a lord and his retinue out of doors than to disoblige a commercial traveller or a bicyclist in the smallest reasonable particular. He cannot get his coat made to fit him without troublesome tryings-on and alterations unless he goes to the cheap ready-money tailors, who monopolize all the really expert cutters because their suits must fit infallibly at the first attempt if the low prices are to be made pay. The old-fashioned tradesman, servile to the great man and insolent to the earner of weekly wages, is now beaten in the race by the universal provider, who attends more carefully to the fourpenny and tenpenny customers than to the mammoth shipbuilder's wife sailing in to order three grand pianos and four French governesses.-In short, the shops where Dives is expected and counted on are only to be found now in a few special trades, which touch a man's life but seldom. For everyday purposes the customer who wants more than other people is as unwelcome and as little worth attending to as the customer who wants less than other people. The millionaire can have the best of everything in the market ; but this leaves him no better off than the modest possessor of £s,ooo a year. There is only one thing that he can still order on a scale of special and reck lessly expensive pomp, and that is his funeral. Even this melancholy outlet will probably soon be closed. Huge joint-stock interment and cremation companies will refuse to depart to any great extent from their routine of Class I., Class II., and so on, just as a tramway com 5 pany would refuse to undertake a Lord Mayor's Show. The custom of_ t~e ~reat masses will rule the market so completely that the milhonatre, alreadv forced to live nine-tenths of his life as other men do, will be forced Into line as to the other tenth also. Why Millionaires Must Not Leave Too Much to Their Families. ~o be a millionaire, then, is to have more money than you can posstbly spend on yourself, and to suffer daily from the inconsiderateness of those persons to whom such a condition appears one of utter content. What, then, is the millionaire to do with his surplus funds? The usual reply is, provide for his children and give alms. ow these two resources, as usually understood, are exactly the s~me thing, and a very mischievous thing too. From the point of new of society, it does not matter a straw whether the person relieved of the necessity of working for his living by a millionaire's bounty is his son, his daughter's husband, or merely a casual beggar. The millionaire's private feelings may be more highly gratified in the former cases ; but the mischief to society and to the recipient is the same. If you want to spoil a young man's career, there is no method surer than that of presenting him with what is called "an independence,'' meaning an abject and total dependence on the labor of others. Anybody who has watched the world intelligently enough to compare the average man of independent means when he has j ust finished his work at the university, with the same man twenty years later, following a routine of fashion compared to which the round of a postman is a whirl of excitement, and the beat of a policeman a chapter of romance, must have sometimes said to himself that it would have been better for the man if his father had spent every penny of his money, or thrown it into the Thames. Parasites on Property. In Ireland, the absentee landlord is bitterly reproached for not administerin. MACROSTY. 86. Municipal Drink Traffic. 85. Liquor Licensing at Home and Abroad. By E. R PEASE. 84. Economics of Direct Employment 83. State Arbitration and the Livmg Wage. So. 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